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November 13, 2020

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER (Circle the take you like the best to find your personality summary at the bottom) In Japan, a single crate of 100 Japanese mandarins (also known as mikan), sold for $9,579 (one million...

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November 6, 2020

For Kim Kardashian’s 40th birthday, Kanye West gifted his wife a hologram of her father, Robert Kardashian (who passed away back in 2003 due to cancer). The hologram went on to praise Kim for success,...

Comedy Column

October 29, 2020

Kate Rubins, a NASA astronaut currently working in the International Space Station has announced that she has voted from outer space — the only American currently not present on Earth to do so. The process...

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October 2, 2020

Jeremy Scott, the creative director of Moschino, decided to create this Fall 2020 season’s fashion show to be made entirely out of puppets. A new ‘hands-on’ approach in a COVID-19 era, puppets allowed...

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September 25, 2020

Last Thursday, while searching for sea glass, a 47-year-old man discovered, washed up along a Wisconsin beach, a brain wrapped in tinfoil. The brain— a little larger than the size of someone’s hand,...

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September 18, 2020

A by-product of the COVID-19 pandemic, the national coin shortage has local businesses strapped for cash. A combination of closed doors, slowed mint production and lack of cash flow all around, stores...

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September 11, 2020

Last Saturday in Texas, numerous boats participating in Trump’s parade sunk on Lake Travis during the festivities. Taking to Twitter, the Travis County Sheriff’s Office confirmed that the station received...

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