Taylor Renk, Opinion Editor
April 26, 2019
In the realm of athletics, income is usually based on the amount of revenue one’s team brings in per year. Common sense would tell you that the earnings per player on a World Cup-winning soccer team would be greater than a team...
Shane Ostrom, Opinion Editor
April 26, 2019
Memes.
It seems like just last year the internet was fixed on Bad Luck Brian, Scumbag Steve, Philosoraptor, Success Baby and Rage Comics — primitive meme archetypes with very specific applications, generally used to convey...
Marley Parish, Editor-in-Chief
April 26, 2019
Having covered everything from the hiring of administration and faculty members, curriculum changes, breaking news, sporting events, sustainability goals, alumni features and guest speakers, this is one topic I have never wri...
Marley Parish, Editor-in-Chief
April 25, 2019
Having covered everything from the hiring of administration and faculty members, curriculum changes, breaking news, sporting events, sustainability goals, alumni features and guest speakers, this is one topic I have never writt...
Shane Ostrom, Opinion Editor
April 20, 2019
2020 is just around the corner and has the potential to bring with it the most absurd, unconventional and dangerous presidential campaigning the United States has ever seen.
It is no secret Donald Trump will stoop to incredi...
Taylor Renk, Opinion Editor
April 20, 2019
During their senior year, millions of high schoolers apply to colleges and universities and nervously wait months to see if they will be granted admission into the school of their dreams. Imagine if the stresses of college admi...
Angeline Pho, Contributing Writer
April 20, 2019
“I am so stressed!”
This statement has probably been repeated more than a multitude of times at a school, whether it be from a student thinking about upcoming exams, an athlete thinking about their performance in a game or a ...
Taylor Renk, Opinion Editor
April 8, 2019
You know a college athlete when you see one. They are the ones who get excused absences from classes, get tons of free gear and are pretty much the only students on campus comfortable enough to sit through a college lecture f...
Shane Ostrom, Opinion Editor
April 4, 2019
Robert Mueller’s notorious and long-awaited report regarding the findings of potential Russian interference during the 2016 presidential election was recently finished and handed off to William Barr, the current United States Attor...
Rory Simpson, Contributing Writer
April 4, 2019
Forget. That is all it seems we humans can do these days. Forget the dark days of rigid hierarchical societies, in a world devoid of democracy. Forget the profound change sparked throughout the world at the onset of the America...
Jason Ferrante, Staff Writer
March 2, 2019
Spring break is only a few weeks away, just in time to get the perfect body for hitting the beach and showing it off.
To help, I have created a simple three step program for how to get the perfect spring break body.
Step one, ha...
Shane Ostrom, Opinion Editor
March 2, 2019
It seems more and more jobs are threatened by automation as time passes and technology advances. We are already seeing robots working more precisely and consistently than humans in workplaces, and carbon-based lifeforms naturally...
