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April 1, 2011

The Campus newspaper went fake for April Fool’s Day, offended 75% of the students and the administration sought to press charges. However, the entire staff was already dead.

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    holly • Apr 3, 2011 at 12:09 am

    Really glad that the campus manages to mess up details in
    real articles and fails to cover important things going on at this
    school but you all somehow have the time to compile an entire issue
    of crap. Good luck in the real world!

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