It’s the start of Taurus Season (Apr 24th – May 8th) but everyone else has finals due soon. Take care of yourselves this week, and reach out to a Scorpio for this month’s eclipse. They’ll need it.

Aries (March 21–April 19)
Although your birthday season has officially passed, the Universe isn’t done giving you gifts. Good fortune is written in your stars if you’re willing to keep your eyes open for it. Watch the ground for loose change sometime this week. Ozzi tokens count.

Taurus (April 20–May 20)
Happy Birthday! Another year on a little rock hurtling through space to make a full rotation around the Sun. Makes you think about the passage of time, right? Try not to get too existential about it. Treat yourself this week. Spend time with friends, work on your skin care routine and practice some inner child healing. Be extra nice to yourself for the Eclipse on April 30.

Gemini (May 21–June 21)
You’re no stranger to both the good and bad of life. Maybe you’ve just gotten good at keeping yourself balanced. Or you’re just holding on as life hurtles you rapidly between the two. Your time is coming this week. This could be a prophecy or a threat. Trust your gut on this one. Prepare accordingly.

Cancer (June 22–July 22)
The Universe is calling you in all directions. Your time is precious this week. There’s a lot to do, but you do have the time to do it. Don’t overcommit yourself to things you don’t actually want to be a part of. You can say no to projects and events without people hating you. It’ll be okay.

Leo (July 23–Aug. 22)
The sun brings warmer weather this week, and with it, the Universe is bringing you a sunnier disposition. Embrace it. Post-parties-depression is real, but it does not need to last forever. Pick a more upbeat artist to listen to this week — Mitski and Phoebe Bridgers are for cold weather.

Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22)
With the weather warming up this week, it will become easier to stand going outside. Take advantage of this and get your body in motion. Go for a walk. Watch some birds. Try something new. Push yourself to take a little adventure, even if it’s just a longer walk to the dining hall and back.

Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 23)
The end of the semester is coming faster than you might have anticipated, and that always brings a lot of stress. You are here to be the mom friend and get good grades, and I respect you for that. Just remember to take care of yourself, too. Your GPA is not worth your mental or physical health. Drink water and be sure to take a nap sometime this week. You have earned it.

Scorpio (Oct. 24–Nov. 21)
Your hard work is starting to come together, be it a new relationship, a project, or general life-improvement. It’s going to be a mad rush to the finish line, but you will be a better person on the other side of it. Push hard to finish strong! Just don’t burn yourself out in the process. The end of the month will be rough, but May will promise better things.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)
I know Springfest was last week, but if you didn’t let loose, then now’s the time. Solo dance parties in your room are a very acceptable option. Enjoy the early days of your Hot Girl Summer. Drive the boat. Just remember to wear a mask for now.

Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19)
The Universe has been promising you good things to come, but they will take some time to get to you. In the meantime, you have to be putting in your hours. Watching TikTok manifestation videos isn’t going to do any good if you’re not actively working on what you want to change. Have patience, but don’t lose your momentum.

Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18)
Skipping class isn’t a quirky personality trait, it’s a sign of poor mental health. Sometimes, getting your work done ahead of the due date will make you feel better than procrastinating would. Do “future you” a favor this week. Do their dishes or laundry early. Plan some healthy meals and times to eat them. Get a jump start on an upcoming assignment. You’ve got this!

Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20)
I know you’ve been cursed with a terrible memory and maladaptive daydreaming disorder, but that’s not an excuse to avoid reality. You do actually have to get your work done at some point. Ground yourself enough to get your finals started this week. Grab an Aquarius and be each other’s accountability buddies. You’re more capable than you believe you are.